"People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly."

Life
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"I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows."

"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs."

"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom."

"What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest."

"It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger."

Truth
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"I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?"

Humor
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"In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."

Time
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"My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person."

"I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'"

"Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?"

Life
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"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."

"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible."

"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own."

"Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art."

Art
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"Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art."

Art
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"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."

"An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have."

Art
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