Quotes by George Ade

"A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative."

"A good jolly is worth what you pay for it."

"For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver."

"A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words."

"She was short on intellect, but long on shape."

"Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry."

"After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity."

"In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment."

"Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature."

"Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense."

"Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant."

"Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people."

"One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach."

"The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking."

"To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations."

"It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after."

"If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable."

"Wisdom principle 103 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 7."

"Wisdom principle 98 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 4."

"Wisdom principle 93 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 1."