Quotes by Robin Williams

"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."

"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."

"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"

"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"

"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."

"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"

"Carpe per diem - seize the check."

"Wisdom principle 105 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 75."

"Wisdom principle 100 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 72."

"Wisdom principle 95 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 69."

"Wisdom principle 90 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 66."

"Wisdom principle 85 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 63."

"Wisdom principle 80 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 60."

"Wisdom principle 75 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 57."

"Wisdom principle 70 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 54."

"Wisdom principle 65 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 51."

"Wisdom principle 60 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 48."