Quotes by W. C. Fields

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."

"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."

"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"

"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."

"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."

"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."