"He who understands his own mind is never bewildered by the complexities of the world. Remember this in moments of decisive trial."

"It is a timeless truth that the ocean of adversity cannot drown the spirit that resolves to stay afloat."

"Wisdom principle 10 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 57."

"Wisdom principle 65 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 90."

"I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind."

"Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"All great art is the work of the whole living creature, body and soul, and chiefly of the soul."