"I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'"

"Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people."

"It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them."

"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."

"Wisdom principle 2 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 18."

"Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life."

"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough."

"A life well-lived is a testament that the beauty of life is found in its imperfections."