"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

"When you discover your mission, you will feel its demand. It will fill you with enthusiasm and a burning desire to get to work on it."

"I have never once regretted missing a business opportunity so that I could be with my children and grandchildren."

"Prosperous farmers mean more employment, more prosperity for the workers and the business men of every industrial area in the whole country."