"We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with."

"Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint."

"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."

"My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free."

"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."

"I'm ridiculous in my oversharing my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me... and my father is a decidedly private person."

"I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me."