"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means."

"Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show."

"I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that."

"Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things."

"I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions - adding that no general proposition is worth a damn."

"Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one."

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

"Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!"