"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."

"Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality."

"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."

"Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit."

"Taste…is the only morality…. Tell me what you like, and I'll tell you what you are."

"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing."

"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."

"An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's."