"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."

"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."

"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."

"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."

"Life is an unwritten ledger; each passing sunrise offers a clean and waiting page. Let this simple maxim guide your daily deeds."

"Revolutions are not about trifles, but they spring from trifles."

"For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life."

"Wisdom principle 72 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 77."