"I just finished my homework fast, I was bored to death. There wasn't 500 channels so there was a thing for a librarian to teach a kid like me about reading. I started reading early and I read all the time, because I love it."

"All my movies got screwed up because of my personality."

"I... grew up in politics and I used to work for the Democratic Party."

"There are two things that come very easily to me: rooting for New York sports teams and making mistakes."

"I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning."

"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."

"People of humor are always in some degree people of genius."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."