"You grow up a bit damaged or broken then you have some success but you don't know how to feel good about the work you're doing or the life you're leading."

"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do."

"There's no truth anymore."

"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

"“I am well aware that I am the umblest person going,” said Uriah Heep, modestly; “let the other be where he may. My mother is likewise a very umble person. We live in a numble abode, Master Copperfield, but have much to be thankful for.”"

"I say this as a young dad seeing children going into primary school: I don't think we should underestimate the formative effect on a child of those first years in primary school."

"Man is the unnatural animal, the rebel child of nature, and more and more does he turn himself against the harsh and fitful hand that reared him."

"I know some people say it's not the best to work with your family, but I have never understood that because it's always worked so well for me."