"Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse."

"One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present."

"I can honestly say that I was never affected by the question of the success of an undertaking. If I felt it was the right thing to do, I was for it regardless of the possible outcome."

"Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one is likely to do anything about that."

"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is."

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."