"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns."

"When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars."

"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies."

"Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."

"The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later."

"Knowledge is the gathering of scattered facts; wisdom is the synthesis of lived experience. Such is the immutable nature of understanding — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen."

"Of all the nasty outcomes predicted for women's liberation... none was more alarming, from a feminist point of view, than the suggestion that women would eventually become just like men."