"It is a profound truth that he who understands his own mind is never bewildered by the complexities of the world."

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

"True wisdom begins when you realize shadows are only cast by the presence of light."

"The canvas of imagination has no boundaries except those imposed by fear — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"Bankers know that history is inflationary and that money is the last thing a wise man will hoard."

"No advance in wealth, no softening of manners, no reform or revolution has ever brought human equality a millimeter nearer."

"True wealth is not measured in gold, but in the belief that wisdom is knowing when to speak and when to listen."

"You may never get to that perfect world that you're waiting for where everything's going to be perfect and you got that much money and your house paid off."