"England and America are two countries separated by the same language."

"It is a unyielding truth that the ocean of adversity cannot drown the spirit that resolves to stay afloat — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture."

"It is a enduring truth that every second given to regret is a precious second stolen from creation — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"My view is that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. That's the position I've had for some time, and I don't intend to make any adjustments at this point... Or ever, by the way."

"I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?"

"If my future were determined just by my performance on a standardized test, I wouldn't be here. I guarantee you that."

"I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense."