"I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job."

"But I learned that there's a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with embarrassment, there's not much else that can really get to ya."

"I always leave that for other people to decide, because some of the things I consider to be disasters are some people's favorite movies. And that's what I like so much, is that you never know. Something intrigues somebody and means nothing to somebody else."

"Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have."

"Obviously an actor draws on his own experience."

"Everybody's got plans... until they get hit."

"People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics."

"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience."