"When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays."

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Insight & Reflection

Words carry weight, and Henny Youngman's insight into health is no exception. It serves as a gentle reminder that amidst the chaos of modern life, timeless wisdom still holds the power to guide our decisions and clarify our values.

About Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman was an American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".

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