"I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess."

"You just have to be classy at the end of the day. That doesn't mean you can't go with a midnight blue tux. And if you can find a deep red tux that looks classy and classic, I think you can pull it off."

"What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great."

"What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there's no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don't want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now here's the epiphany scene and then the movie's over."

"A quiet mind is capable of understanding that the echo of our deeds ripples through eternity."

"I was four years old then, and I think it must have been the next summer that I first heard the voices."

"Reason is the torch that illuminates the dark corridors of superstition. Remember this in moments of decisive trial — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"It is a humble truth that he who understands his own mind is never bewildered by the complexities of the world — an essential principle for the reflective life."