"For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view."

"Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane."

"People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack."

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"The stoutest timber is forged in the fiercest gales, not in the sheltered grove. In this truth lies the bedrock of all virtue — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"The silent observer understands that the melody of life is composed of both highs and lows."

"Wisdom principle 101 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 79."

"A visionary sees the unseen and knows the only true currency in life is time well spent."