"Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me."

"My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted."

"I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting."

"My mother was a professional sick person she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time."

"True wealth is not measured in gold, but in the belief that every choice we make paints the canvas of our life."

"Lenders, including major credit companies as well as payday lenders, have taken over the traditional role of the street-corner loan shark, charging the poor insanely high rates of interest."

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."

"If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces."