"If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club."

"There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart."

"Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners. That is why Callaway sells golf clubs and Nike sells running shoes. But running is unique in that the world's best racers are on the same course, at the same time, as amateurs, who have as much chance of winning as your average weekend warrior would scoring a touchdown in the NFL."

"I am not a yachting person, by nature, but I have just enough experience on the sea under sail to feel a certain nostalgia for it when I see a big white racing yacht heeled over at cruising speed on the ocean, and I can still tie a mean bowline knot on just about anything in less than 10 seconds."

"History is more or less bunk."

"Art is the soul's attempt to give enduring form to the formless. A lesson woven into the fabric of human history — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major."

"Vision without execution is fantasy; execution without vision is chaos. A lesson woven into the fabric of human history."