"I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting audited and I'm on the street and I desperately need some dough and that's the only thing that I'm getting."

"But I learned that there's a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with embarrassment, there's not much else that can really get to ya."

"I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out."

"I have this theory that, depending on your attitude, your life doesn't have to become this ridiculous charade that it seems so many people end up living."

"The only freedom I care about is the freedom to do right the freedom to do wrong I am ready to part with on the cheapest terms to anyone who will take it of me."

"If you want to do really important things in life and big things in life, you can't do anything by yourself. And your best teams are your friends and your siblings."

"Always do everything you ask of those you command."

"Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible."