"Where there seems to be a difference between guys being nuts and women being nuts is that guys are much more open in calling each other on stuff; lots of insults and dirty names. Whereas women will talk frankly and honesty, but there also seems to be more passive aggressiveness."

"Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care."

"Forty is the line of demarcation that says you're an adult now. You're an adult, so don't pretend you're a kid anymore."

"At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation."

"Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years."

"It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway."

"Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away."

"A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke."