"We should not say that one man's hour is worth another man's hour, but rather that one man during an hour is worth just as much as another man during an hour. Time is everything, man is nothing: he is at the most time's carcass."

"Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed."

"Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand."

"The country that is more developed industrially only shows, to the less developed, the image of its own future."

"I think that baseball games are like soap operas. If you watch five in a row, you know enough to get hooked."

"The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason he makes so many of them."

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."

"I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."