"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."

"Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I'll show you someone who has overcome adversity."

"How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser."

"We can all be successful and make money, but when we die, that ends. But when you are significant is when you help other people be successful. That lasts many a lifetime."

"As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children."

"I would never say never to returning to comedy."

"When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends."

"It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either."