"Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life."

"If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal."

"People will always choose more money over more sex."

"Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries."

"For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one."

"I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away."

"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."

"I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring and it's not about the wedding. It's a grave thing, getting married. And it's easy to get swept up in the wrong things."