"I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife."

"When we started the show, 'Dallas' was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JR's home town."

"After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you start to parody it."

"My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car."

"Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars."

"They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window."

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

"Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it is all profit, it completes our education, founds and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any state of health."