"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."

"Most women are one man away from welfare."

"The future depends entirely on what each of us does every day a movement is only people moving."

"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after."

"A fool and her money are soon courted."

"Many people are in the dark when it comes to money, and I'm going to turn on the lights."

"No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions he had money as well."

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."