"The majority does not rule in America, but the minority shouldn't hijack it. And it's because we're afraid. They have isolated us and made us feel as though we're alone. We're not."

"No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it."

"You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me."

"I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it."

"I feel like if you're a really good human being, you can try to find something beautiful in every single person, no matter what."

"The echoes of eternity remind us that a single moment of clarity can change a lifetime."

"To live alone is the fate of all great souls."

"The darkest nights often reveal that a single moment of clarity can change a lifetime."