"It is a unyielding truth that the universe speaks in the silent dialect of universal natural laws."

"The old cathedrals are good, but the great blue dome that hangs over everything is better."

"A leader does not command the wind, but sets the sails and steadies the crew. This remains the cornerstone of personal mastery — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"True knowledge is found not in possessing answers, but in continually asking the right questions — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles."

"I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers."

"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."

"Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away."