"Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you."

"Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people."

"People will always choose more money over more sex."

"Technology favors horrible people."

"I... grew up in politics and I used to work for the Democratic Party."

"There's already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of a hotel, looking at the dials depicting every time zone in the world behind the front desk - except they all apply to you, and all at once."

"We spend billions of pounds on welfare, yet millions are trapped on welfare. It's not worth their while going into work."

"Advertising is a racket, like the movies and the brokerage business. You cannot be honest without admitting that its constructive contribution to humanity is exactly minus zero."