"Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent."

"If I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me and treats me like everyone else, I'm not used to it."

"I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books."

"Part of being a man is learning to take responsibility for your successes and for your failures. You can't go blaming others or being jealous. Seeing somebody else's success as your failure is a cancerous way to live."

"Wisdom principle 43 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 31."

"A life well-lived is a testament that wisdom is knowing when to speak and when to listen."

"It is a profound truth that the richness of existence is found in simple harmonies, not superfluous splendors — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"The greatest deception is forgetting that the truest form of bravery is vulnerability."