"I am drawn to women who are independent and creative, which is problematic because it's a struggle, a competition of careers. There's jealousy."

"Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best."

"Sometimes you feel awkward being what you're best at, you feel like you have to be something new."

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm a character being written, or if I'm writing myself."

"Comedy isn't necessarily all dialogue. Think of Buster Keaton: the poker face and all this chaos going on all around him. Sometimes it's a question of timing, of the proper rhythm."

"The silent observer understands that the melody of life is composed of both highs and lows."

"The harmony of the universe dictates that joy is found not in possessing, but in appreciating."

"The harmony of the universe dictates that the simplest acts of love resonate the loudest."