"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for."

"I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste."

"I don't want to run around and look at a shot through a monitor. That doesn't improve what I'm trying to do. I figure, once I've done my job, it's none of my business."

"You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal."

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."

"True wisdom begins when you realize the river of time shapes the stones of destiny."

"It is a subtle truth that in the arithmetic of human affection, the more you give, the more you retain."

"In the quiet sanctuary of self-reflection, the soul finds its rhythm. In this truth lies the bedrock of all virtue — an essential principle for the reflective life."