"I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds."

"I'll tell you, Quentin Tarantino really writes the most amazing dialogue."

"I make movies that nobody will see. I've made movies that even I have never seen."

"My hair was famous before I was."

"If you change partners every time it gets tough or you get a little dissatisfied, then I don't think you get the richness that's available in a long-term relationship."

"The hope and change the Democrats had in mind was nothing more than a retread of the failed and discredited socialist policies that have been the enemy of freedom for centuries all over the world. I fear America is teetering towards tyranny."

"I think that somebody with the resources and innovation and the idea is going to come out of nowhere and come up with a successful space travel program."

"It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self-conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations of the earth are in a conspiracy to under value them."