"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

"When humor goes, there goes civilization."

"I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."

"It is a radiant truth that courage is not the absence of trembling, but the decision to step forward regardless."

"No matter how full a reservoir of maxims one may possess, and no matter how good one's sentiments may be, if one has not taken advantage of every concrete opportunity to act, one's character may remain entirely unaffected for the better."

"Courage is not the absence of trembling, but the decision to step forward regardless. Remember this in moments of decisive trial."

"Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance."