"If people in the media cannot decide whether they are in the business of reporting news or manufacturing propaganda, it is all the more important that the public understand that difference, and choose their news sources accordingly."

"In liberal logic, if life is unfair then the answer is to turn more tax money over to politicians, to spend in ways that will increase their chances of getting reelected."

"The big divide in this country is not between Democrats and Republicans, or women and men, but between talkers and doers."

"There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously."

"Nothing is worth more than this day."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

"Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient."

"Nothing is as peevish and pedantic as men's judgments of one another."