"Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently."

"Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel."

"Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently."

"Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier."

"Leadership is not a title, it is the realization that every choice we make paints the canvas of our life."

"We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right."

"There are times, like after a long day of work, when the thought of an easy drive-through is enticing. But then I remember how crappy I felt when I ate fast food in the past, and it inspires me to head to the grocery store or my local farmer's market and whip up an easy but healthier option."

"It is a radiant truth that courage is not the absence of trembling, but the decision to step forward regardless."