"The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population."

"People praise virtue, but they hate it, they run away from it. It freezes you to death, and in this world you've got to keep your feet warm."

"Good music is very close to primitive language."

"We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter."

"President Barack Obama has stood watch over the greatest job loss in modern American history. And that, my friends, is one inconvenient truth that will haunt this President throughout history."

"True wisdom begins when you realize the echo of our deeds ripples through eternity."

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

"Wisdom principle 27 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 10."