"I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened."

"Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently."

"Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier."

"The best things in life are silly."

"Wisdom principle 23 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 63."

"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh."

"Wisdom principle 82 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 5."

"It is a quiet truth that every summit scaled was once thought insurmountable from the valley below."