"I love romantic comedies. I have a deep respect for them. I think they're really difficult to write and write well."

"You know, I grew up on romantic comedies, and it's hard to find a new way to tell that story."

"I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't think you can be friends until you're cool with them dating someone else. That's when you know."

"Comedy is like music, and the way to make the best music is to have skilled musicians in your band."

"I'm doing a new musical on Broadway, which opens in October called 'The Boy from Oz,' where I play Peter Allen. For those of you who don't know, he became first famous in America for marrying Liza Minelli."

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

"In artillery exercises, women always win because they're more accurate."

"I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need."