"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo."

"The science linking the increased frequency and severity of extreme weather to the climate crisis has matured tremendously in the last couple of years."

"I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth, environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."

"While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward."

"Flattery is a kind of bad money, to which our vanity gives us currency."

"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

"The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the future to borrow even more money doesn't sound kosher. Because it isn't."