"Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for."

"I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible."

"I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends."

"Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show."

"A heart touched by genuine kindness never loses its warmth. A lesson woven into the fabric of human history."

"Reason is the torch that illuminates the dark corridors of superstition. A lesson woven into the fabric of human history — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."

"Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor."