"Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love."

"My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for 'integrity' in the dictionary. 'Truthful' doesn't really cover it, or 'genuine.' It should be like 'integritus.'"

"My parents are the coolest of the cool on every single level, and it's because they have a deep appreciation for every moment of their lives."

"I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6 was to stay up and watch 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight."

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"

"Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up."

"A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting."