"I feel like you don't know if someone's equipped for a romantic relationship until they're out of their twenties."

"I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature."

"My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.'"

"It's very easy for me to say what success is. I think success is connecting with an audience who understands you and having a dialogue with them. I think success is continuing to push yourself forward creatively and not sort of becoming a caricature of yourself."

"I've always been a guy who wants to play sports, not watch them."

"I like to think of sales as the ability to gracefully persuade, not manipulate, a person or persons into a win-win situation."

"When you play, play hard when you work, don't play at all."

"If you want to be a rock star or just be famous, then run down the street naked, you'll make the news or something. But if you want music to be your livelihood, then play, play, play and play! And eventually you'll get to where you want to be."