"I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor."

"I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women."

"I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat."

"I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'"

"When an actor has money he doesn't send letters, he sends telegrams."

"A coin, sleeve-button or a collar-button dropped in a bedroom will hide itself and be hard to find. A handkerchief in bed can't be found."

"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone."

"You know, my main reaction to this money thing is that it's humorous, all the attention to it, because it's hardly the most insightful or valuable thing that's happened to me."