"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

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The theme of religion is universal, yet Joan Rivers manages to capture its essence in a uniquely profound way. Taking a moment to internalize this can shift our mindset, reminding us that our perspective on religion often shapes our reality.

About Joan Rivers

Joan Alexandra Molinsky, known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, producer, writer and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy. She received an Emmy Award and a Grammy Award, as well as nomination for a Tony Award.

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you."

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"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive."

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"He who inspires courage in a single soul has led a monumental campaign. This remains the cornerstone of personal mastery."

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"The essence of the Hebrew Bible, transmitted by Christianity, is separation: between life and death, nature and God, good and evil, man and woman, and the holy and the profane."

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"Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which it was not before possessed."

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