"If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny."

"The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it."

"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom."

"If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away."

"The river of time washes away kings and empires, leaving only virtue intact. Let this simple maxim guide your daily deeds."

"The future is purchased by the present."

"Everyone who achieves success in a great venture, solves each problem as they came to it. They helped themselves. And they were helped through powers known and unknown to them at the time they set out on their voyage. They keep going regardless of the obstacles they met."

"I don't know if high society is different in other cities, but in Hollywood, important people can't stand to be invited someplace that isn't full of other important people. They don't mind a few unfamous people being present because they make good listeners."